The outcome of further wars will depend upon
the combatants arsenal of this weapon.

What We Do:

We manufacture and ship around the world,
the battlefield weapon of the future.

Why We Do It:

We are paid an awful lot of money by
people who would like to win wars.

Attributes of this awesome weapon.--- click to enlarge

1. Instills Fear in the Fearless

2. Compatibility:
   • May be mounted on any type of vehicle including a
     bicycle, tricycle, surfboard, snowboard, etc.
   • May be carried as a personal weapon.
   • Excellent for use in "Turf Wars" in metropolitan areas.

3. Flexibility:
   • Uses multiple propellants:
     • Propane
     • Butane
     • Natural Gas
     • Hair Spray
     • Atomized Gasoline
     • Flatulence (methane)
   • Club (when out of propellant)
   • Crutch (when needed)
   • Personal Float (plugged barrel)